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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    But what is the right thing to say to a recently deflowered girl? #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    Just over $8 on Amazon! Clean em out Jezzies. #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    My holiday shopping just got a heckuva lot simpler. #edwardgorey
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    I NEED THIS BOOK! #edwardgorey
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Gothic Archness
    I am going to buy this. I AM GOING TO DO THIS.

    I need to let that go. #edwardgorey
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Re: Ungaro: Hmm. Does that mean at some point in time, I might actually be able to afford one of the dresses from Lindsay's collection? Because I liked four of them a lot, which probably means that I have zero taste. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    That Anthropologie is highly profitable does not surprise me. They carry the same made-in-a-faraway-sweatshop level of quality as Urban Outfitters(aka, very low quality), but at a much, much higher price point. Quite brilliant, really.
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    Image of ardentlilac ardentlilac
    11/12/09

    @NoelleBlue: I got a gorgeously overpriced set of glazed pottery measuring cups there that I adore. I practically opened my wallet and asked them to take out the amount they felt was fair. Hypnotized, I also signed up for their frequent shopper thingy, even though "frequent" and "Anthropologie" won't be mentioned in the same breath in my house very often. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/13/09

    @ardentlilac: Heh! The one time I've been in an Anthroplogie and purchased anything were some adorable mugs!

    At ridiculous prices. But they are indeed adorable. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    I read the Lara Stone item as Lara Croft. I'd like to see the Tomb Raider doing backflips in vuitton. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    I want to say something mean and snarky about Mr. Bourke, like Oh, he should really be going to jail for producing such ass-ugly handbags, but I won't because I know some people like them.

    Oopsie:) #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of soykatrina soykatrina
    11/12/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: And I hearted you for that. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/12/09

    @soykatrina: I knew I wasn't alone! #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Betsey Johnson, please don't redesign your stores! The one in Soho has been the object of my sartorial fantasies since I was a teenager! It's the end of an era, I say; I'm shedding a tear.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Have any of you ever had those dreams where your body's suddenly bulbous? Your limbs are too big, pieces are becoming increasingly disproportionate ... scary as hell, basically.

    That's what the McQueen/GaGa shoes remind me of. #ragtrade
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: I still want to see a cross-section! How do they work? #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/12/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Maybe if I understood them, they wouldn't be so scary. The more you know?

    Hmm, does the foot sit on top of a giant platform, or is the sole of your foot toward the bottom of the shoe, with most of the bulk on top?
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    11/12/09


    @Mary McCarthyite: Okay, here is my guess....

    The foot is positioned inside the bulb just like it would be in a normal heel. I assume it felt like walking in REALLY high platforms.
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    Edited by Penny at 11/12/09 12:05 PM Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: It is perplexing. I wonder if they are severely uncomfortable, or surprisingly wearable?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/12/09

    @Penny: Yeah, that would make sense. Maybe they look really unstable but they're actually fine? An optical illusion! #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/12/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: YES YES #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/12/09

    In reply to Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
    Well, great. Where am I going to get heart-shaped pasties now?!? #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/12/09

    @hortense: I'm a poor, so I've been doing the construction-paper-and-superglue... version for a while. They're great unless you want to shower sexily. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    @hortense: I can make you some.

    It'll cost you $150. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/12/09

    @Penny: I think I'll just buy heart-shaped pastries instead. That's more my style, anyway. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    @hortense: My friend once brought back rabbit-fur nipple covers from Russia. She let me borrow them.

    I miss those things.

    If I felt okay buying rabbit fur, I'd make some. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    11/12/09

    @Penny: They sell possum-fur versions in NZ. #lindsaylohanungaro
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    Image of 201curzonst 201curzonst
    11/06/09

    In reply to Sick! The Daily Show Spoofs Glenn Beck
    Song of Glenn Beck:

    O is for Obama, and by the way he’s black
    L is for the leftists who will stab you in the back
    I is internationalist, ‘cause foreigners are scary
    G is politicians’ graft of which we should be wary
    A the Acorn organizers meaning death camps for us all
    R the revolutionaries who want me first against the wall
    C is for the commies, who hide under my bed
    H for hidden agendas; oh! The secrets in my head!

    Y you ask? I’ll tell you straight; my answer fills the void
    It’s very clear my friends, I am a hopeless paranoid!
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/06/09

    In reply to Sick! The Daily Show Spoofs Glenn Beck
    OH REALLY? ORGANS CAN'T ORGAN-IZE?

    So amazing. #dailyshowglennbeck
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Sick! The Daily Show Spoofs Glenn Beck
    soul mates. #dailyshowglennbeck
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